Contemporary Quick Plays

 
Happy Feet Two is a ter­ri­ble game. Who the hell makes a game about walk­ing around as a pen­guin danc­ing occa­sion­ally? What sort of crea­ture does that?!?

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Saint’s Row The Third Ini­ti­a­tion Sta­tion is the char­ac­ter cre­ator for Saint’s Row The Third which you can use when the full game comes out. This is a video of the hor­ri­ble rape-machine that Giga­Boots made.

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Burger Time has been rein­vented for the XBLA in Burger Time World Tour. Giga­Boots checks it out and Dan insists that that par­tic­u­lar sub­ti­tle should be banned.

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Another twin-stick Zom­bie shooter with absolutely no worth! Hooray! Watch as Giga­Boots endures some of the most grat­ing char­ac­ters ever placed in a video game!!

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Ele­va­tor Action was awe­some and now it’s even more awe­some. Seri­ously. It’s bet­ter than the orig­i­nal. Can you believe it? Wait, you never played? Then check this shit out!

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